BRIDES ONLY + miss Leah!

This is for little Leah, my new beautiful sister-in-law to be!...

Here's some wedding laughs that a friend forwarded me in an email. Of course, i thought of YOU! soOoO they're just to give you an idea of what you have to look forward too girlfriend:

( I did edit the list as to not offend... we all love that special man in our life, this was just too funny/true/hilarious to not share! with love!)

If you think the way to a man's heart is through his stomach you're aiming too high.
Woman don't make fools of men-most of them are the do-it-yourself types .
Never trust a man who says he's the boss at home. He probably lies about other things too.
A woman's work that is never done is the stuff she asked her husband to do.
If you want a nice man go for a bald one-they try harder.
A man who can dress himself without looking like Wurzel Gummidge is unquestionably gay.
Men are all the same-they just have different faces so you can tell them apart.
Definition of a man with manners-he gets out of the bath to pee.

Scientists have just discovered something that can do the work of five men .......... a woman.
Men are like animals-messy, insensitive and potentially violent-but they make great pets.
Men's brains are like the prison system-not enough cells per man.
There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - "don't" and "stop".

CONGRATS ON THE ENGAGEMENT GORGEOUS WOMAN!