KIRKS OBITUARY

Obituary

Kirk Boyd McAllister, nicknamed "Smurf Boy", died March 24, 2086. Kirk was killed by an elderly man named Bill CLinton who looked at him while Kirk was hinging from the rim of a basketball hoop after making his 120,000th point. Kirk played in the NBA and was the oldest man drafted and played longer than any other player in the history of the sport.

Kirk was born January 17, 1987 to Peggy Jane and Boyd keith McAllister. He had two devoted sisters, Kellie and Karlie. ATheir children Billy Joe Bob, Henrietta, Sally and tawatha will greatly miss their Uncle Kirk.

Kirk beccame and Eagle Scout when he was 15 years old, having earned every merit badge possible. He also created thirteen new badges.

Kirk graduated with the highest honors from Stanford University and majored in Hydraulics. Kirk went to Stanford for 3 years. Kirk played college basketball as the point guar and that is where he met his wife, the beautiful pop singer, Brittney Spears.

Kirk had 5 children, three daughters Autumn, Summer and Wednesday and 2 sons Jahogan and Bob. Kirk loved to play sports with his girls and listen to his sons play the trombone and french horn.

Kirks' fun loving and kind spirit will be greatly missed by all who knew him.

Written By Kirk on Nov 21st, 2001 .

13 years old